“We have no direct evidence of Donald J. Trump having willingly colluded with the Russians however, we have all the innuendo and hearsay evidence needed to hereby request additional, unlimited funding and time to continue to hunt and produce all manner of evidence. It is very important to note that, although we have no direct evidence of Donald Trump’s direct involvement, so many people believe in his collusion, that it must be true. We therefore, must continue this investigation until the facts are definitively proven.
As former Canadian Prime Minister once eloquently said, “A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It’s a proof. A proof is a proof. And when you have a good proof, it’s because it’s proven.” We will continue to investigate until such time as we have such proof.”
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