“The Hartford Yard Goats are rewriting the lyrics to “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” after announcing earlier this month its Dunkin’ Donuts Park will be peanut-free. “
Dunkin Donuts Park? I guess the take me out to the ballgame theme song is now feed me some cream and jelly donuts.
“The Yard Goats” Really?
I refuse to play on a team with that moniker
One of proposed tolls is 1-mile from my home. Another is 2-mile in other direction. Guess I gotta take local roads more.
Easy access used to be a selling point.
The short cut to avoid the tools goes by my house.
I hate being the bullseye of the target