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UnwillingToWork.Org : Building a better tomorrow, today!
Unwilling To Work.Org ^ | 1-11-2019 | UnwillingToWork.Org

Posted on 02/11/2019 9:40:47 PM PST by tcrlaf

What will your new job* be, under the upcoming Green New Deal?

*We no longer will refer to them as "jobs" as under capitalism. They are now called "paid passions"

The Green New Deal also calls for an upgrade to the basic economic securities enjoyed by all people in the US to ensure everybody benefits from the newly created wealth. It guarantees to everyone: Economic security to all [sic] who are unable or unwilling to work Secure your spot today

As per the goals outlined in the Green New Deal, every American will be provided with "economic security for all who are unable or unwilling to work".

Questions have been asked about the process by which Americans can declare themselves unwilling to work and sign up for free economic security.

Fortunately, we think it should be as simple as declaring yourself as one of The Unwilling and then filling out the short application at the bottom to determine your new career and salary.

For answers to specific questions, please refer to The FAQ.

(Excerpt) Read more at unwillingtowork.org ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: New York; US: Vermont
KEYWORDS: berniesanders; democrats; green; greennewdeal; newyork; ocasiocortez; sanders; vermont
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To: tcrlaf

Check out the stuff under Browse Pages, too!

This is a hoot!


21 posted on 02/12/2019 5:38:09 AM PST by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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To: Vehmgericht

Slacker u r. I want a Unicorn that shoots skittles out its rear.


22 posted on 02/12/2019 5:42:12 AM PST by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: Libloather

Yes, what I was remembering. Pelousi guaranteed that those who didn’t like their jobs were now free to do whatever they want to do, under Obamacare. I believe she said ‘we will take care of you’. And ‘go do your passion without worry of financial ruin’ (paraphrased)


23 posted on 02/12/2019 6:21:46 AM PST by originalbuckeye ('In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act'- George Orwell.)
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To: tcrlaf

Great stuff!


24 posted on 02/12/2019 6:25:43 AM PST by dead (Our next president is going to be sooooo boring.)
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To: tcrlaf

LOL

Congratulations!
Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Period Blood Artist and your new salary will be $142,486/yr.

Period Blood Artist: $142,486/yr
Share your new career!
326,938 other people have declared themselves Unwilling to Work at a total income of $24,882,704,207,421/yr


25 posted on 02/12/2019 6:35:36 AM PST by dynachrome (Build the wall, deport them all.)
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OMG, mine was scary. I have man hands. What I got: Plus-size hand model, over 100 grand.

Now I’m a tad creeped out....


26 posted on 02/12/2019 6:40:24 AM PST by mewzilla (Break out the mustard seeds.)
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To: tcrlaf

Bump for later


27 posted on 02/12/2019 6:56:23 AM PST by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: tcrlaf

“Congratulations! Based on your application, your new, very important profession under the Green New Deal will be Cocaine Doctor and your new salary will be $124,481/yr.”

Hot damn! I’m in like Flint now.

My only question...

Do I have to give up my monthly unemployment check with my new non-position? Also, will my new non-salary count against my Social Security retirement check? I’ve got it pretty good right now because I’m drawing unemployment AND Social Security. Maybe I shouldn’t be taking on any new non-responsibility.


28 posted on 02/12/2019 7:07:07 AM PST by moovova
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To: Drango

Ooh, ooh, ooh. I want that too.


29 posted on 02/12/2019 1:31:24 PM PST by Vehmgericht
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To: tcrlaf
Assault Weapon Disassembly Line Operator: $129,356/yr

>this HAS to be a mistake... i'd gladly be an ASSEMBLER for half that!

30 posted on 02/12/2019 2:14:13 PM PST by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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To: tcrlaf

Zoo Animal Chef: $121,499/yr


31 posted on 02/13/2019 3:29:53 AM PST by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: Chode

No fair!!!! You’re getting paid more than me! One-percenter!


32 posted on 02/13/2019 3:31:12 AM PST by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: BlueLancer

learn to code... 8^)


33 posted on 02/13/2019 3:59:21 AM PST by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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To: Chode

But I’m more unwilling to work than you are!

T’aint fair ... it just T’aint fair!


34 posted on 02/13/2019 5:27:14 AM PST by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: BlueLancer


35 posted on 02/13/2019 2:54:04 PM PST by Chode ( WeÂ’re America, Bitch!)
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