[Mrs. Don-o]

Context, Elsie. The Blood of Christ is not the local cuisine.

You'll have to take your complaint back to Jesus: "For my Body is food indeed, my Blood is drink indeed."

[Elsie]

THIS Jesus??

Matthew 23:33
"You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?

[Elsie]

 

 

"Tom; lick yer finger; as it won't get any fresher than this."

[Elsie]

Context, Elsie.

 

 

Source; Mrs. Don-O...

 

This dispatch, straight from Jerusalem's church leaders (Catholic, you know), is as follows:

 

 

ACTS 15:22-29

 ²² Then the apostles and elders, with the whole church, decided to choose some of their own men and send them to Antioch with Paul and Barnabas. They chose Judas (called Barsabbas) and Silas, men who were leaders among the believers. ²³ With them they sent the following letter:

   The apostles and elders, your brothers,

   To the Gentile believers in Antioch, Syria and Cilicia:

   Greetings.

 ²⁴ We have heard that some went out from us without our authorization and disturbed you, troubling your minds by what they said. ²⁵ So we all agreed to choose some men and send them to you with our dear friends Barnabas and Paul— ²⁶ men who have risked their lives for the name of our Lord Jesus Christ. ²⁷ Therefore we are sending Judas and Silas to confirm by word of mouth what we are writing. ²⁸ It seemed good to the Holy Spirit and to us not to burden you with anything beyond the following requirements: ²⁹ You are to abstain from food sacrificed to idols, from blood, from the meat of strangled animals and from sexual immorality. You will do well to avoid these things.

   Farewell.