In other news, All bakeries in the Northeast have decided to not produce any more ‘gingerbread men’ because of the ‘black face scandals’...................
The military uses a paint kit for camouflage and I think it contains black as well. I suggest that the authorities contact the military and tell them to cease and desist placing black face paint in their camo packs
And no more chocolate frosting.
If anybody wants to smear some kind of white goop on their face, it’s perfectly ok with me.