Jabber no Moore is an inspired nickname, and also the fondest wish.
We know Jabber No Moore bought a fancy house on the River.
https://www.google.com/search?q=michael+moore+mansion&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X
We have never seen a female companion and that tells us that
His mate has only been seen once, in a photo. IIRC this as at the time the two were starting divorce proceedings. Is this being remembered correctly? They did divorce?
As to nicknames. LOL - Jabbernaught is favored here; only due to the root being jaggernaught and its definition. Playing with words is as much fun as playing in the sand box as a child. :-) One becomes a bit gritty and even burned if not cautious.
MM missed his calling. He would have been ideal to play
Dale the Wale in “MONK”,
Adrian Monk’s archenemy and most hated rival. He is a wealthy, morbidly obese financier. There would have been no boundaries between actor/character.
There will never be a another female companion. He will never have enough money to entice anyone with half a brain.
Money can’t buy everything. There are limits, after all.
Big night tomorrow. Anticipation mounts.
MAGA