[Eleutheria5]

You don’t pull Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t take the mask of the old Lone Ranger and you don’t mess around with him.

[ridesthemiles]

You also don’t mess with a junkyard dog.....

[Redcitizen]

” You don’t pull Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t take the mask of the old Lone Ranger and you don’t mess around with him.”

Unless you’re Chuck Norris, then you can do all the above.

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