Posted on 01/30/2019 8:01:23 AM PST by SeekAndFind
As a member of the Second-Greatest Generation, I vaguely remember H. Ross Perot. He was the funny little fella with the big ears who ran for president as an independent back in 1992. He was a Texas billionaire who made his money in computers, long before everybody had computers in their pockets, and he had never held public office. He seemed to be running for president because... well, because he damn well felt like it, that's why. As I recall, his solution to all of America's problems at the time was simple: "Fix it. Just fix it. What are you people lollygaggin' around for? Just fix the dang thing!"* I'm pretty sure that's as detailed as his platform ever got. Most people didn't think Perot could win, except of course the 20 million Americans who voted for him. Today he's remembered, if he's remembered at all, as the man who probably cost George H.W. Bush a second term. If not for Perot, Bill Clinton would be a footnote instead of a DNA splotch. Perot proved that one man can change the course of human history just by being a pest.
That's why I find it amusing that another possible independent candidate is driving Dems crazy today. All the people who voted for Hillary Clinton, who would be blessedly forgotten by now if the 1992 election had been a two-way race, are panicking at the idea that 2020 might not be a two-way race.
Enter ex-Starbucks chairman and #RaceTogether mastermind Howard Schultz:
I love our country, and I am seriously considering running for president as a centrist independent.
Howard Schultz (@HowardSchultz) January 28, 2019
Closely followed by all the libs freaking out about Howard Schultz running for president:
Heckler yells at Howard Schultz: Dont help elect Trump, you egotistical billionaire asshole! pic.twitter.com/Fmlj7ng7HD
Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) January 29, 2019
Literally 30 seconds into Howard Schultzs appearance in NY, theres a heckler telling him dont re-elect Trump. The heckler also mentions how Schultz keeps getting ratio-ed. pic.twitter.com/Q6FUnT8YX8
Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 29, 2019
Imagine being so arrogant and unpatriotic to even consider such a vanity campaign. https://t.co/P4lU3LFBEQ
Ian Millhiser (@imillhiser) January 26, 2019
"Arrogant and unpatriotic." "Reckless idiocy." "Go back to getting ratioed on Twitter." Damn. There's even talk of a Starbucks boycott. These kids are venti, venti upset. They need to switch to decaf!
All I know about Schultz is that he's responsible for some of Starbucks' more boneheaded moves in recent years, from trying to end racism by writing a hashtag on paper cups to trying to end racism by opening their bathrooms to one and all. We still have racism despite Schultz's efforts, but at least he gave it a try. I have no idea what the words "centrist" or "independent" even mean anymore, but "Hey, at least I'm not those other two clowns" will be enough for some people to vote for him.
Yes, I know both Democrats and Republicans who voted for Perot.
The secret no one talks about is that, in some ways, Trump is basically Perot running as a Republican. Trump appeals to many of the same voters Perot did, including Democrats, but unlike Perot, he won a major party’s nomination and thus secured the votes of most of that party’s base.
He provided a great career boost for Dana Carvey
Venti is the 20 ounce size at Starbucks. Something I learned right here at FR. There are no Starbucks (Or any other chain operations) on this island.
Ok, this is the second correction that’s been offered to me.
I’ve said “Venti” is 20 in Italian and two posters have offered corrections that “Venti” is a cup size at Starbucks.
Am I being corrected here ? Or am I misunderstanding this ?
The Dems wouldn’t have this problem if every one of their early candidates except old, slow Joe, wasn’t part of their insane clown posse.
You make her sound so homespun! I almost feel like I have to like her ; )
You make her sound so homespun! I almost feel like I have to like her ; )
why aren’t they saying the same about unqualified anchor baby Harris? she’s just stealing support, too.
I’m worried that professional opinionist Michelle Goldberg will need to learn to code. /sarc
If I was unclear before.
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