SNL Writer Offers Oral Sex For Anyone Who Punches MAGA Kid

citizenfreepress.com ^ | 1/22/19 | Kane

[a little elbow grease]

SNL goes even lower .........

[Big Red Badger]

Lower,,,,
Is She “Hot?”
/$

[Nik Naym]

I’m surprised it’s a “she”.

[EdnaMode]

There are so many emotionally stunted adults in Hollywood.

[Spok]

She’s committed solicitation to commit assault. That’s a crime in most states.

[PGR88]

OK luv. I’ll punch the kid, but I want a down-payment first.

[boomop1]

Probably give you herpes.

[eddie willers]

I hope Chris Brown takes her up on the offer.

Cognitive dissonance!

[a little elbow grease]

Was it Madonna who said she would give anyone a blowjob who voted for Hillary Clinton?

[null and void]

[a little elbow grease]

"I’ll punch the kid, but I want a down-payment first."

_______________

LOL. If I ever feel like I'm going to drown in the ocean, I want to grab onto her.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“I have big tits.”

And itty-bitty brains

[MeganC]

“She’s committed solicitation to commit assault. That’s a crime in most states.”

In particular it’s a crime in her state of New York.

Article 100 of the NYS Penal Code:

http://ypdcrime.com/penal.law/article100.htm

A person is guilty of criminal solicitation in the fifth degree when, with intent that another person engage in conduct constituting a crime, he solicits, requests, commands, importunes or otherwise attempts to
cause such other person to engage in such conduct.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

No way I’d let her put that filthy mouth on my nice, clean pee-pee.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Does she offer a pre-pay plan?

[detective]

I think a lawsuit is in order for conspiring to entice someone to commit a crime.

Possibly an arrest.

[jstolzen]

Someone please wake me up from what I hope is just an ongoing bad dream - I don’t recognize my country anymore, as it has COME. TOTALLY. UNGLUED.

[rktman]

R U sure?

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Kid should punch himself in the face and then collect.



Bet he would have even a bigger grin. Contract is a contract sweetheart.