Our Christmas gifts this year involved guns, alcohol (a 21-year old this year) and some nice cigars.
“This was our ATF Christmas!” Then of course had to tell the joke that the ATF shouldn’t be a government bureau - but would make for a great corner store!
There is a place in Wisconsin. A big sign below the name says “Guns, Antiques, Liquor”. Place where you can buy a rocking chair for your porch, and then sit there with your new shotgun and an adult beverage.
Disclaimer - don’t drink and shoot. Or drive. And especially don’t drink and shoot while driving.
That sign says it all, Jane. LOL! God Bless Texas!