[shelterguy]

Just don’t get caught with a pop tart gun.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/18/student-suspended-for-pop-tart-gun_n_2903500.html

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

My kids used to make guns out of grilled cheese sandwiches too. When I was a kid, and a toy gun wasn’t handy, the right shaped tree twig would do the job.