[Blue Jays]

"...That’s malpractice! Sue your doctor! Even one you’ve had for years! Lawsuit! Go to court and have your gunownership known in the courtroom!..."

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Or you can calmly say, "No, I don’t own guns." and effortlessly move on with your life in under two seconds of time.

[Bob434]

or you could NOT lie, and NOT answer the question legally- and be protected against a doctor lying about your answer via malpractice laws-

[Pollster1]

Or you can calmly say, "No, I don’t own guns." and effortlessly move on with your life in under two seconds of time.

My youngest daughter, when she was 12 y/o, responded: "Yes." That startled me until she added: "My brother has an annoying Nerf gun, but I hid all his darts."

[rxsid]

"Or you can calmly say, "No, I don’t own guns." and effortlessly move on with your life in under two seconds of time."

IMO, this is isn't as innocent a way to proceed as you appear think.

Doc asks if you have guns in your home.
You calmly answer no. Doc checks No on your medical record.
An injury or death occurs that involves one of your guns.
The court subpoena's your dr. and your medical record.
It's determined you owned the gun at the time you lied to the dr.
You've now got additional legal issues to contend with.