[rxsid]

"Or you can calmly say, "No, I don’t own guns." and effortlessly move on with your life in under two seconds of time."

IMO, this is isn't as innocent a way to proceed as you appear think.

Doc asks if you have guns in your home.
You calmly answer no. Doc checks No on your medical record.
An injury or death occurs that involves one of your guns.
The court subpoena's your dr. and your medical record.
It's determined you owned the gun at the time you lied to the dr.
You've now got additional legal issues to contend with.

[Blue Jays]

"...the court subpoenas your medical and doctor records..."

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Subpoena my medical records in the event an intruder gets shot when crawling through a smashed window into my home?

No minors live here. Nobody who will be shooting themselves lives here, either.

I will not lose sleep over not obediently lining-up to tell a doctor every detail of my life so he/she can dutifully report to Big Government^TM.