Dang, I used to like Mach 3 before today. Any recommendations for alternatives?
Sure. Try these:
You can get 100 blades for about $10. If you use one blade a week, you can get two years worth of shaves from them. You'll also get a far closer shave with less irritation than you would with any of those nonsensical, outrageously overpriced multi-blade cartridges.
Or just buy a straight razor - if you haven't used one, it takes a bit of practice, but you get a terrific shave, and drawing naked, sharp steel over your throat and face first thing in the morning definitely wakes you up.