Urgent Alert; DC area.
SLC headquarters has issued this warning/watch to all of USA local temples and stakehouses.
Please inform all of your faithful LDS members to be on the alert of rampaging hordes of free range Gov't Workers; who are being driven MAD! from hunger.
If one of them finds out above your food storage cache; they'll be on you like a new episode of the Walking Dead!
Take all means necessary to protect what is yours.
From the Office of the Living Prophet®
Salt Lake City
PS: you may want to take advantage of any free food before it runs out, to freshen up YOUR supplies. Just be careful out there!
As I sit here in the fine office the Faithful have provided,
I must admit feeling badly about those who are going
hungry, all across America, because of the horrible
policy of the man in charge right now: Donald J. Trump.
America had a chance to put a FINE man at the helm
of the Ship of State, but failed to place Mitt Romney
into that position. Now we suffer.
But that now mattereth not, as we are currently in a position
to win MORE hearts and souls to MORMONism; due to
our philanthropy and FOOD! we are now going to be
supplying, much as we did in Haiti.
Missionaries; as you go door to door in your daily
evangelism walks, be attuned to the REAL needs
of the folks you meet. After all; HUNGER can be
a powerful m otivator to a potential Investigater!
Russell
