Posted on 01/12/2019 1:03:10 PM PST by SaveFerris
Heavy snow has brought parts of Europe to a standstill. At least 21 people have died as a result of the extreme conditions, and many more have been injured, including the victims of an avalanche which hit a hotel in Switzerland. Parts of Germany and Austria remain on high alert after extreme snow in Alpine regions.
But don’t worry. None of this is real. We know this because of a prophetic climate change article published by the Guardian in 2013.
Its standfirst read:
“Under Mont Blanc’s glittering peak, mountain guides and scientists tell the same story: the Alps are warming, the evidence of climate change is clear and the golden years of ski tourism will soon be past.”
Let us also never forget the classic article from March 2000 which the Independent has now mysteriously erased from its archives. The one by Charles Onians titled “Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past.”
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
“Children just aren’t going to know what snow is,” Viner said.
By the way, that was from 20 years ago!
Corn starch as in...
“Shake the corn starch off your mukluks and come on in!”
Flashback 2000: ‘Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past’ – ‘Children just aren’t going to know what snow is’ – UK Independent
http://www.climatedepot.com/2018/01/04/flashback-2000-snowfalls-are-now-just-a-thing-of-the-past-children-just-arent-going-to-know-what-snow-is-uk-independent/
If you add boiling water, milk and butter, you're really gonna need a bigger snowplow!
Really, have to admit it’s so sad and terrible that snow is a thing of the past.
I’m not sure what this white stuff that’s been falling outside the past 24 hours is, either.
It looks like potato flakes yet it’s extremely cold, seemingly, to the touch.
And perhaps most bizarrely, the temperature outside of doors seems to not be like heat.
I’m at a loss to explain what is happening. I AM certain of one thing - this is related to fracking.
Oh, and President Trump colluding with the Russians.
I love Nancy Pelosi. She’s wonderful.
We need a LOT of gravy!
And a bigger gravy boat!
The oceans are rising!! NYC is completely under water!
San Francisco too!
(insert obvious joke here)
That’s White Supremacy!!
Run for your lives!!!
A Firesign Theater reference!
OH Noes! White stuff in January! Are we all gonna die? Again?
It’s white mold grown in the Arctic from the heat of global warming.
The Earth has dandruff.
It’s a mystery to me as well. Day before yesterday I spent two and a half hours clearing about six inches of the stuff, whatever it is, off my driveway. It appears to have fallen from the sky. What could it be?
From the comments at the article:
“If it’s white, it must be evil”
The truly sad part is, this is prevalent thought among Leftists these days.
“Maybe the lefties will try to add Dolezal to the atmosphere.”
LOL
[It’s a mystery to me as well. Day before yesterday I spent two and a half hours clearing about six inches of the stuff, whatever it is, off my driveway. It appears to have fallen from the sky. What could it be?]
Have you tried sending all your life savings to the Paris Accords?
I’ve heard that’s supposed to work. CNN told me so.
Praise Obama-Allah. Praise Hillary. Praise Al Gore.
Yes, some of us remember these things.
They are seared, SEARED into our memories.
The first time I heard them I was on my way back to Nam
and was laid over in S.Francisco and heard this really
insane stuff coming over the radio.
I think it was “36 unclaimed Melodies” along with
some absolutely craaaazy dialogue.
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