[It’s a mystery to me as well. Day before yesterday I spent two and a half hours clearing about six inches of the stuff, whatever it is, off my driveway. It appears to have fallen from the sky. What could it be?]
Have you tried sending all your life savings to the Paris Accords?
I’ve heard that’s supposed to work. CNN told me so.
Praise Obama-Allah. Praise Hillary. Praise Al Gore.
I'll have to do that. It works pretty well, apparently - they send the money to Somalia, where it appears not to have snowed at all. Praise Algore!