Posted on 01/12/2019 1:03:10 PM PST by SaveFerris
Heavy snow has brought parts of Europe to a standstill. At least 21 people have died as a result of the extreme conditions, and many more have been injured, including the victims of an avalanche which hit a hotel in Switzerland. Parts of Germany and Austria remain on high alert after extreme snow in Alpine regions.
But don’t worry. None of this is real. We know this because of a prophetic climate change article published by the Guardian in 2013.
Its standfirst read:
“Under Mont Blanc’s glittering peak, mountain guides and scientists tell the same story: the Alps are warming, the evidence of climate change is clear and the golden years of ski tourism will soon be past.”
Let us also never forget the classic article from March 2000 which the Independent has now mysteriously erased from its archives. The one by Charles Onians titled “Snowfalls are now just a thing of the past.”
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Looks like powdered sugar to me!
I'll have to do that. It works pretty well, apparently - they send the money to Somalia, where it appears not to have snowed at all. Praise Algore!
[ I’ll have to do that. It works pretty well, apparently - they send the money to Somalia, where it appears not to have snowed at all. Praise Algore! ]
Heil Hillary Hallelujah!
73 years ago there were some guys trudging around in some white stuff in Bastogne. They say it was cold.
I have to head outside in a bit.
Where it’s the opposite of heat for some strange reason.
And there is white stuff EERILY SIMILAR to the pic above.
It appears to be layered in depths greater than 6 inches.
Some areas appear to have 8 inches to 12 inches as it has piled up.
Confused, I am. Yet I must clear this mysterious substance from the car to be able to drive and see the road.
Well, wish me luck.
Maybe it’s volcanic ash caused by fracking earthquakes.
And this may scare you. But a small pagan symbol, in the likeness of the Pillsbury Dough Boy has appeared out back.
It looks Frosty. I have not fully-investigated yet, but the rumor is some human was involved in its formation.
I’m going to get a carrot, 2 lumps of coal and perhaps a top hat to investigate. Wait, I don’t have a top hat, I chopped my carrots and now they’re frozen and I only have BBQ briquets here.
Right now, I’m calling it “the Potato Flake Man”.
Seems like he should have a first name. Maybe I’ll call him “Firsty”. My dogs have been firsty. And this is the firsty one of these things I’ve seen this winter, this close to me.
[73 years ago there were some guys trudging around in some white stuff in Bastogne. They say it was cold.]
They shoulda gotta Patton on that.
Or is it patent?
O.K. gotta shower and head out into this mysterious substance!
I’m afraid to take a coat. It looks pretty warm outside.
Than you for your service!
Did you hear them while waiting in the sitting room or while sitting in the waiting room?
It is just more proof that climate scientists and Al Gore are correct: Global Warming will cause planetary cooling.
Hahahah. I was over-nighting in the transit barracks
on Treasure Island. In the day room. It was just a little
later I heard the Sgt of the guard report to the OD that
a Marine and a WM had been caught having sex in a dumpster.
Oooorah!
Basically no snow on the ground here in Minneapolis. We have had a lot of rain since Christmas. you don’t have to shovel rain so I’m good with it.
Wait, I don’t have a top hat,
That’s probably just as well...you know how the song goes...
Oh there must have been some head lice in the old top hat
we found, cause when we put it on his head he began to
dance around!
“Can ANYONE explain what this mysterious white substance is? I’m thinking it’s potato flakes.”
Sorry, I can’t help you with that one. I’m in Florida! ;)
***...the Independent has now mysteriously erased from its archives. ***
I’ve noticed several links I had in my “favorites” now go to “page not found” or “Error 404”.
Gives a whole new meaning to “taking out the trash!”
Is Al Gore been vacationing in Davos again?
Privacy is hard to come by so to speak on military
bases.
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