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Love and Flake are both becoming TV commentators? It will simply be to accentuate Romney’s attacks on Trump.

What is it with Mormons in higher office?

Maybe Kelly can join them since NBC sent her packing...

I’m in Utah, but not LDS.

They really believe they are on some superior moral plane, and few think for themselves. They believe exactly what they are told to believe. (It’s important to note the LDS Church is BIG BUSINESS and they essentially run all economic business here. They claim their open borders views are for compassionate/religious reasons. They are not. While Utah was not a slave state in the past, they love importing slave labor now. But they have convinced the flock that it’s for the greater good.)

Mormons are disloyal to everything except the LDS church and the views they are told to have.

Once you understand that, you’ll be fine.

What is it with Mormons in higher office?

Have we so soon forgotten?

Time to fire up the ol' Wayback Machine and re-visit a memo released from high above Temple Square a few years ago...

Office of First President & Living Prophet®:
November 8, 2012

Fellow MORMON Freeper Christians!!

I must apologize and ask for forgiveness from you all.

As you know, we at Headquarters NEVER tell you pew warmers how to vote. It says so right in our press releases. Anyway, we were ALL thrilled to the max when there were two – TWO! – MORMONs being touted in the primaries: Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman.

Talk in our upper chambers high above SLC was how our gods were favoring us with these men; who had prepared their entire lives for an opportunity to save this Nation; which so badly needs guidance: OUR guidance even! So naturally, I and the other twelve analyzed and discussed the situation.

Consensus was that the voters should listen to the inner urging and vote for the one they wanted; but that seemed to be leaving WAY too much to chance.

I decided, that since I am the ONLY man on earth that can hear GOD’s voice, that I would pray for wisdom and clarity in the matter.

I hadn’t used the fleece in a while, so I questioned GOD with a test. A paper, with Romney on one side and Huntsman on the other was to be placed by the air conditioning vent high above my desk in the sumptuous office the Full Tithers have provided.

When the air would kick in later in the evening, while I was home, the paper would be blown down and whomever GOD wanted would then be visible on the upper surface.

As you can probably guess, when I came in the next day, the paper had landed on my desk, with Mitt’s name on top.

Last night, I was staying late, praying to GOD about how it was even possible that Mitt lost, when the janitorial cleaning crew came in. Being surprised to find me here, they apologized for interrupting me. I said to them, “It mattereth not, as I was about to leave anyway.”

As I was going out the door, the foreman of the crew just happened to mention that my office is ALWAYS so neat and tidy, never anything out of place, that they barely have to do anything to clean up. Then one of the sweepers said, “Except that time in the spring when we came in to clean and found a paper with Huntman’s name on the floor by your desk. We put it back on your desk and left.

Tommy M.

Onward to 2016!!!