BREAKING: Government Employees protest for longer Paid Vacation!
Unionized Federal Workers protested in front of the AFL-CIO Building today, demanding that Trump not give in to Democrats and Nancy Pelosi. Ted, an organizer for The National Federation of Federal Employees, said, “WHY would I want them to settle? I earn 3% interest on my back checks for everyday we stay out. That’s three times what I would get from a savings account!”
The Union Chief, reached by phone from his wavefront vacation villa in Belize said, “I cannot talk right now, I have a couple of cute 14 yr old girls at the.... uh.... No Comment.”
One protestor said, “This is great! I don’t have to pay for daycare, I can spend more time with my kids, and I get paid for it, too! I could never do that in the private sector.”
But, there is a dark side to this, as well. Fred, a homeless Democrat vote harvester, and organizer for the NGO “People Without Brain Matter”, said that his daily Metro panhandling take is down by at least a hundred bucks a day, as he left the scene in his Escalade.”
"...spend more time with kids, don’t have to pay for childcare, and get paid to do it..."
This ain't true!