As for the vomiting part, it is funny that you should say that. In his book on writing, King said that when he was a kid he had an uncle that told him to keep his mouth shut because when he opened it, his guts fell out.
I did not mean to insult you and I was not insulted by you. King’s writing simply does nothing for me, but he does have the ability to spout words endlessly, much like Amy Schumer.