GASTROENTEROLOGIST: Here ya go...were giving you a little drug to settle you down and you won't remember anything.
PRISONER: Really? Awesome! Great! Why?
GASTROENTEROLOGIST: Weeeellllll...(as he injects the Versed via indwelling IV)...okay, Mr. Jones...Mr. Jones?
My anesthesiologist always says, “Now count backwards from 100.....”
Me: 99.....................................