Well, then, my work here is done.
I guess its time for me to ride off into the West.....
Me and my drunk dog singing songs and challenging cats to drag races.
Excellent. My dog wont drink alone and when we get drunk I make him drive. If he gets caught and loses his license that just means he stays in the house with a collar bracelet for awhile. And his bail at the pound is twenty bucks. My problem is, he cheats at poker. Up bill and hill! Salute.