LOL! Great! Did you write that?
I did write this one:
On the first day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
A Marxist in a red tree.
On the second day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the third day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Three ’Lectric cords.
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fourth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Four Lenin busts.
Three ’Lectric cords,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the fifth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Five Golden pliers.
Four Lenin busts,
Three ’Lectric cords,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the sixth day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Six Castro jumpsuits.
Five Golden pliers,
Four Lenin busts,
Three ’Lectric cords,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.
On the seventh day of Kwanzaa Karenga gave to me
Seven Mao pajamas,
Six Castro jumpsuits,
Five Golden pliers,
Four Lenin busts
Three ’Lectric cords,
Two Jaily birds,
And a Marxist in a red tree.