Posted on 11/24/2018 1:11:24 PM PST by Kaslin
What does romain lettuce have to do with guns?
Yeah, uh, so which amendment is it again that guarantees us our freedom to eat romaine shall not be infringed?
[What does Romaine lettuce have to do with guns?]
I guess guys are carrying fully-auto Romaine Lettuce. Liberals have their own logic which makes perfect sense to them.
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Their ultimate goal is to establish a national romaine lettuce registry. Reasonable romaine lettuce control...
Not a single one is caused by guns. They are caused by people who used guns. Many ore fatalities are caused by people who use other objects like hands, feet, clubs, cars and scalpels.
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OK, that sounds fair, but I think assault lettuce should be banned immediately.
I looked at Romain Lettuce at Wal*Mart the other day, but the serial numbers had been filed off.
I was suspicious. So I picked up a bunch of bananas. I’ve seen a training video on how to attack with a banana.
Banana clips, anyone?
Background checks and thirty day waiting periods for romaine lettuce. Romaine lettuce doesn’t kill people, people eating it kills people.
We need reasonable romaine lettuce control.
An excellent accessory. I put blue and red tape on them in an alternate fashion.
That way John McClane won’t figure out what’s going on.
Darn flatfoot.
When guns are outlawed, only Romainians will have guns? ;)
This is a hilarious thread! I am laughing out loud all by myself! :-D
Guns aren’t on the menu, dip $#!zen
They can both blow your stomach wide open
Uh, maybe don’t laugh so much. Pushing gun control as a public health issue is a standard tactic of the gun grabbing left, and has been made operational down to the personal level of one’s physician and goes beyond him/her asking patients if they own guns & are they properly stored.
For example, there’s “Docs vs. Glocks”, then there’s the debate whether banning the quizzing of patients about guns COMBINED WITH pointed questions about feeling depressed or suicidal somehow violates physicians’ First Amendment rights. The case is beginning to build against the gun owner.
Now add in making it a matter of record when patients reply “None of your business” or “I’m getting another doctor” as grounds for suspicion of pre-crime tendencies. One’s attitude has been noted.
Still with me? Now fold into the mix the recently rammed through Red Flag laws. The usual drill is citizen denounces gun owner as dangerous followed by police goes to judge for a warrant to confiscate guns without due process or a professional evaluation.
The disarmed gun owner now demands an evaluation to prove he is not a menace to others. The doc comes forth with his/her documented suspicions about the owner’s `stability’ and it’s not going to be helpful to him getting his weapons returned to him.
Physicians as government spies? What’s to prevent it?
Back to romaine: we went out to dinner the day of the CDC announcement; our server informed us that all the romaine in the kitchen had already been thrown away. I like Caesar salad. A Federal decision has directly affected my personal choices. Quite a reach from on high into one’s life, in my opinion.
On Thanksgiving Day 2018, Americans couldn’t buy romaine lettuce because of a CDC recall linked to an E. Coli outbreak. But even though gun violence is so mundane that a shooting at a mall in Alabama Thursday evening barely made national news, guns were still freely available at stores like Walmart across the country.
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Pre-Thanksgiving snow fell in the Northeast accumulating up to 8” in NYC, but guns were still freely available at stores like Walmart across the country.
A recent study says 2 eggs a day are actually good for your cholesterol, but guns were still freely available at stores like Walmart across the country.
Shoppers lined up in pre-dawn hours for Black Friday sales at malls, but guns were still freely available at stores like Walmart across the country.
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