Stealth elf, eff Sessions...
Potted plant.
Snoozing swamp rat.
Deep state poodle.
Coup cosigner.
Compromised cutout.
False friend.
Spineless suck-up.
Feckless fraud.
Genuine goober.
Shameless sham artist.
Cowardly cretin.
Hapless hack.
Jaded jaberwocky.
Insulting ingrate.
Backstabbing bastard.
Foolish fop.
Absentee AG.
Useless ungulate.
Grunting gremlin.
Dawdling doofus.
Harumphing hump.
Mister Magoo.
Squaking squib.
Valueless vacuum.
Dopey duffer.
Senile stumbler.
Rumpled reject.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Great list...BRAVO!