1. Late afternoon date.
2. If she is a conservative take her home to watch the results.
3. If we win you could well have celebration sex.
4. If we lose you might have consolation sex after much drink but that entails a Kavanaugh sized risk, tread lightly.
5. If lady is not a conservative, get rid of her post haste before she makes your life hell. Put out an emergency plea for a conservative woman to watch the returns.
She’s not a liberal, but she’s not a rock-ribbed, politically aware conservative.
She’s of the party, Leave Me Be. Small government, pro-life, pro-gun (but doesn’t like them), and she’s pretty amazing in terms of her commitment to kids.
I’m pretty lucky, because up here near Seattle, it is a mess.