Horrified diners served HUMAN FLESH after restaurant owner 'killed customer (TR)

UK Daily Mail ^ | 10/31/2018 | Alex Chapman

[DFG]

Diners at a vegetarian restaurant were left stunned earlier this week after finding chunks of meat in their noodles.

Bewildered to find meat in meals at a vegetarian eatery, customers complained to local authorities, and that led to some gruesome discoveries.

A study of the meat found it was not beef or pork but in fact human flesh.

[Kickass Conservative]

Sounds like a scene from the Movie Kingsman, The Golden Circle.

[Big Red Badger]

Fried Green Tomatoes,,

Loved it!

[seowulf]

[EinNYC]

What’s on the menu? Silent Green.

[longfellow]

Well I’ll never go vegan or vegetarian.

[Pelham]

Eating Raoul

[thingumbob]

....and a side of Fried Green Tomatoes...

[thingumbob]

.....Paging the Donner Party of 12....

.....Paging the Donner Party of 12....

[piasa]

A vegan customer would be free range, organic and grass fed. Why all the complaints? It’s practically Khobe tofu.

[piasa]

You have to tenderize those things somehow.

[mass55th]

Shepherd’s Pie avec le Shepherd.

[mass55th]

I wonder if the dish was called “Soylent Greens.”

[SunkenCiv]

and for dessert, lady fingers!

[Conservative4Life]

Bobs Burgers comes to mind...

[21twelve]

I worked at a remote mining site in Indonesia. They would use the locals for help. Still living in bamboo huts and walking barefoot in the wet, rough and rough terrain. (They hated wearing the steel-toed rubber boots the mine gave them).

One of our helpers when we first met pointed at me and my buddy and in English said “VERY long pig!” and laughed. (We are both on the tall side.) The other helper spoke more English and explained it.

Well, at least at this restaurant it wasn’t cat or dog.

[CaptainPhilFan]

If I had skills I’d make a picture of President Trump in the car yelling “TOWANDA” as he plows over democrats.

“Face it, girls, I’m older and have more _______________” ...
I can’t decide what the “more of” should be :)

Cheers!

[Tunehead54]

<"Oh the human-a-tea"/B>

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Heh. Good one. That's got to be just coined by you?

[wardaddy]

Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been.

One of the best lines from Helen Mirren in her long career

[Chode]

Eating Raoul?

[9YearLurker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G34NgaxcK9M