Posted on 10/21/2018 5:13:10 AM PDT by gattaca
I was buying a gallon of kombucha tea at Whole Foods for a block party by my neighbors who fancy themselves upscale members of the "resistance." I had hoped that this disgusting concoction would clear their heads and digestive tracts so they'd stop pestering me to vote for the Democrats. Stuck at the bottom of the grocery cart was a memo a prior shopper had accidentally left behind. The name of the author was lost under a splotch of what appeared to be gluten-free, fat-free, sugarless soy yogurt, but I could make out most of it. Forewarned is forearmed, so I'm sharing it.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
Yogurt stain. Okay. I feel enlighted now.
This whole alternative reality that the left lives under
Is going to end up tearing this country apart. I blame the leftist press... the fake news... the news that painted Trayvon as a scholar, Kavanaugh as a rapist, and Trump as a misogynist. If we are going to attack anything , let it be MSNBC , CNN, and the rest of the fake news industry that sows discord in the people.
Now, how do we go about that?
Good piece. She’s got ‘em nailed.
Vote, vote like you are a demonRAT, 5, 6, 10, 20 times.
Don't ax me how to cheat, if you have any demonRAT relatives they can tell you, go to old folks homes, steal the old people's ballot before they union workers do, fill them out---straight R.
The demonRATs will scream, voter fraud, you will go to jail for 78 years...sorry, I told ya, don't ax me.
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Well done Clarice. Scary thing is, there’s probably more truth to it than actual satire. Thanks for posting it before I got to it ‘gattaca’. ;-)
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