I bet he has had plenty of black DNA in his ....O nevermind
"Hast du gesehen in deine Leben? Dey darker den us....WOOF!"
I got a hold of my sister, the genealogist of the family, to find out how much more native American we are than Lizzy fork tongue. Turns out one generation which is 1/512th, so we’re twice as Injun as her.
Meanwhile 4 of 5 of my sisters were redheads with freckles, one with dirty blond hair and freckles same as me.
Where’s my discounted Harvard education?