This (see link) is at least as compelling as the good Senator from Rhode Island’s theory.
Christine Ford can’t reconcile differences in dates (’82 is not MID-’80s) and age (15 is not LATE-teens).
She used Mark Judge’s book to construct HER 1982 timeline.
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1046219137285070848.html
The Fords didn’t go to just a marriage counselor. Mr. Ford reported it was a psychotherapist. What a coincidence that there is a marriage psychotherapist living in their home - https://www.healthgrades.com/providers/sylvia-randall-y7yqq . Is widdle Crissy so messed up she needs a live-in psychotherapist?
I’m thinking, if she’s not just a hateful lib pussy hat wearing demonrat, but a truly troubled person that she has split personalities and we met cute widdle precocious 3 year old “pretty posing” Chrissy at the hearing. There is no way over decades of teaching college students they haven’t eaten up widdle “pretty posing” Professor Chrissy.
Adding to that theory is how she wrote the statement at the polygraph. That was not written by a 50-something year old grown adult college educated woman. It looked for all the world like chicken scratches and scribble outs by a 12 year old boy. The signature was wrong, too. She goes by Christine or Chrissy but not “Christy”. The last name had the “e” completely left out of the last name. The other letters in the last name were legible and there was no swiggle or any indication there was a letter where the “e” should be. Sure, we all sign our names more sloppy as the years pass but that’s out of laziness. We do not write each letter but suddenly forget about one of those letters. We also sign important potentially legal papers with our full names and we make sure it isn’t lazy so it holds up. That signature wouldn’t pass a grade school six weeks test.
I’ve been saying this for a week Judge’s Tales of a Gen X Drunk is a roman a clef. Names and places and times slightly altered. This is why she cannot get specific. The details aren’t real times or places.
As for her believable performance. She is a mental health professional. If anyone besides a stage actor could pull this off it would be a clinical psychologist, drawing not only on her academics, but on her work with patients.
And in an aside, several years ago a gal I had taught in 7th grade in the 70s wrote a pretty good and successful roman a clef where I, under a different name, made a brief appearance. A reasonably flattering appearance.