You are an idiot. Perjury jeopardy doesn’t attach just because you put together a publication and then say, I am doing this “under penalty of perjury.” You have to be sworn first or submit it in support of a legal proceeding or application, etc.
Oh, noes! A trailer park badass called me an idiot!
Presumably, he will submit to the federal government. At that time, the penalty of perjury attaches.