She’ll just claim that her slutty behavior was due to the trauma induced by “the incident” .
None of the republicans have the balls to ask her about anything in her past anyway.
After all, she was a sweet, virginal angel who had her life ruined by some evil man touching her breasts over her clothing but STILL managed to muster the courage to wear a white dress and carry roses to her graduation.
I’d be surprised if a postage stamp with her face on it isn’t already in the works, co-sponsored by the Republican party, you know, just to show people they’re not sexist pigs or anything.