Ummm...how to put this....
Oh, I got it.
A woman wrote 50 Shades of Lame.
And women made it a runaway bestseller.
If they were buying doorstops, they coulda just used old copies of the Yellow Pages.
I conclude a large proportion of women were titillated by such.
Grey Whiskers speaks the truth.
Don't be afraid of the truth, ladies.
Bagster