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M'BlockU: Well this certainly looks fishy. I hope they go to court and are found gill-ty.

Kenneth Morris: The scales of justice shall decide.

C..E. Little: Yeah this is a full-scale scam

1 posted on 09/02/2018 12:20:24 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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2 posted on 09/02/2018 12:23:07 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Not much difference from grocery stores selling Vietnamese Catfish as BASA.


3 posted on 09/02/2018 12:29:56 PM PDT by Captain7seas (UNexit. Make America Great Again!)
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When I was a kid, you could always find fresh mullet for 9 cents a pound in the local supermarket.

I recall Mother showing me how you could tell if they were really fresh by looking at their eyes. If I remember right, they would show just a hint of red if they were over a day old.


4 posted on 09/02/2018 12:32:55 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Are you fin-ished yet?


5 posted on 09/02/2018 12:33:21 PM PDT by SouthParkRepublican
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6 posted on 09/02/2018 12:37:33 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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That is some nasty looking fish!


7 posted on 09/02/2018 12:42:04 PM PDT by Beagle8U (A Muse once bit my Sister.)
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Why is thiz illegal? Show me the law! 😊
9 posted on 09/02/2018 12:44:13 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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Poor little sea kittens...

http://features.peta.org/PETASeaKittens/about.asp

13 posted on 09/02/2018 12:47:21 PM PDT by moovova
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15 posted on 09/02/2018 12:53:53 PM PDT by laweeks
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Wonder if they did this on porpoise or just for the halibut.


16 posted on 09/02/2018 12:57:36 PM PDT by laweeks
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17 posted on 09/02/2018 1:07:49 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

The Fish Head Song
https://dai.ly/x1510f6


18 posted on 09/02/2018 1:17:54 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (alea iacta est)
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Store Caught Sticking Googly Eyes On Fish To Make Them Look Fresh (Kuwait)

Maybe that's where this clown, Schiff for brains, get's his:


19 posted on 09/02/2018 1:48:17 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty ('DEPLORABLE' Charter Member of The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy - and DAMN Proud of it!.)
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Eyes smeyes

Its the smell. If the fish has any odor other than a light salty smell, it is rotting.


23 posted on 09/02/2018 2:13:09 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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They shoulda been selling walleyed pike.


24 posted on 09/02/2018 2:32:33 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ((((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")))))))
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Is that where Cortez got her eyes from?


25 posted on 09/02/2018 2:43:19 PM PDT by FrankR (IF it wasn't for the "F-word", and it's deritiives, the left would have no message at all.)
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Looks like it’s more to cover up that the fish died of an overdose.


27 posted on 09/02/2018 2:56:29 PM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest)
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Because the fake plastic googly eyes are so realistic they distract from the stench of old fish.


29 posted on 09/02/2018 4:02:36 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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To: ProtectOurFreedom; Lakeside Granny

What?!?

30 posted on 09/02/2018 4:05:31 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the SEALs of Extortion 17 - and God Bless The United States of America.)
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need to get someone to superimpose them eyes onto Ginsburg while she’s sleeping on the supremes!


31 posted on 09/02/2018 4:52:49 PM PDT by CarolinaReaganFan
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