“McCain is dead! Chuck Schumer hardest hit!”
On McLame's gravestone I'll empty my bladder,on Chuckie's I'll empty my bowel.
Conservative voter goes in McCain’s office on Monday and asks to see John McCain, the staff member tells the voter that Senator McCain has passed away. The voter just stands there for a few minutes then leaves.
The next morning the same voter is back and asks to talk to Senator McCain. The staffer tells the voter that McCain is dead, he died of brain cancer. The voter just stands there for a few minutes then leaves.
Wednesday morning the voter is back again and asks, with a big smile on his face, I’d like to talk to John McCain. By now the staffer has lost patience, and says McCain is dead, he is toast, he is never coming back, and then proceeds to ask the voter why he keep coming into the office and asking to talk to McCain if he knows McCain is dead.
The voter has a big smile on his face and says he just likes hearing the words ‘McCain is dead!’.