[LostInBayport]

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There is a 100% certainty of physical death. Living a joyless, uber-healthy life will not change that, except it might make those around you wish it to happen sooner!

I once read an article where someone in their nineties, in a nursing home, called their long life “a punishment.” Having spent some time in nursing homes, I don’t disagree. I’d rather check out earlier and have a little enjoyment along the way rather than preserve myself like a mummy and languish for years in the care of the best caretakers minimum wage can buy.

And yes, I’ve had a large glass of white tonight, thank you very much.

[lightman]

Raising my bourbon to say, “Roger that and Cheers!”

[Beagle8U]

“And yes, I’ve had a large glass of white tonight, thank you very much.”

White what? White lightning? Blood of white people? White wine?

[Paladin2]

"I’d rather check out earlier and have a little enjoyment along the way rather than preserve myself like a mummy and languish for years in the care of the best caretakers minimum wage can buy."

I think that the preponderance of Humanity over the millennia agree...

[1Old Pro]

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Yep, and their sister group, Keep our own kids safe.