It must be easy, and fun, to write headlines for the New York Times. Just use a template, and fill in the blanks with whatever you feel like.
Old template: Obama Helps ____________ by ____________ .
New template: Trump Harms ____________ by ____________ .
Maybe tomorrow’s headline will be:
Trump Harms Trees by Wearing a MAGA Hat
Nowadays, of course, it would be a lot easier to do it on a computer, drawing from three files instead of from three sets of cards. However, the basic idea is still there.