[Palio di Siena]

Ears - left and right side holes
Nostrils - upper front left and right holes
Mouth - upper front middle hole
Vagina- lower front middle hole
Butt - rear hole

[fluorescence]

Did you ask the holes for their self-identified relative locations or just rudely assign them based on your personal cultural biases? Just because a hole appears to be in a certain location to you doesn’t mean it’s the same for the hole.

And on that note, how do you even know they identify as holes? Perhaps certain holes have a more sensitive and nuanced view of their roles and you shouldn’t just assume that they feel comfortable being lumped in with the others.

[a fool in paradise]

what about the p-hole?

[Augie]

Holey hell, what is the world coming to? lol