My advice to those hideous women is to shut their legs and shut their mouths.
Technically, yes; but from the point of view of these loose, baby-killing women, Monica Lewinsky's behaviour (open mouth) would actually be a step up.
They are governed by their tingles; and in pursuing them, lose all fitness for marriage, as the men worth marrying no longer excite them, and they lose the ability to bond or to practice self-denial or sacrifice, both necessary in marriage.