Posted on 08/17/2018 11:14:24 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
DNC to Stage 2020 Convention in ‘Affordable’ Venezuela August 17th, 2018 Scott Ott
(2018-08-17) — Citing an abundance of affordable hotels, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) announced today it would hold its 2020 presidential nominating convention in Caracas, Venezuela.
Explaining the historic decision to stage a convention outside of the nominal boundaries of the United States, DNC Chair Tom Perez said, “Thanks to Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro’s Progressive administration, the bolívar now trades at 6 million to the U.S. dollar, so Democrat dollars will buy a lot of anything that might still be available in Caracas.”
“Our DNC site search committee had the following priorities,” Perez said. “First, we looked for diversity without English-language hegemony, fairness and equality of outcome, sensible gun legislation, enlightened government leadership, and of course, low, low prices. Many Democrat-run U.S. cities scored 3-out-of-5 or better on our Progressive site-selection index, but Venezuela checked every box.”
Venezuelan society has become “admirably equitable” under President Maduro, he added, noting that food, water, health care and essential services have become “almost-equally inaccessible to all.”
During the convention, DNC delegates will take side trips to attractions like the Caracas Zoo where they can enjoy “a taste of the African savannah.” They’ll also dine on any familiar delicacies that make it through the luggage search at Venezuelan Customs.
Remember Obozzo had pillars like a 1950 Stalin rally ?
Bring your own food.
Hope they bring their own toilet paper, then again the DNC will be Muslim by then and use their left hands.
That is where the communist RATS belong. What a fine place to find a supportive atmosphere of AMERICAN HATE they need to further their non-media-reported destructive agenda.
Good one scrappleface!!!
“...Bring your own food....”
Can you imagine how much money you could make with a bread truck full of loaves??? That is, if anyone has any money....(chuckle)
I guess this means she will have to work the strip clubs again to
earn some money.
I don’t think dems need to be muslims to avoid toilet paper. They can refuse to use it on the grounds that wiping is a form of white supremacy.
Or even better, let's start a rumor that President Trump made a deal for theS RNC to to hold their convention in Sochi!
-PJ
In before those with satire deficient blood!
Is this a joke??????????????
OK...I just looked up “Scrappleface”...I didn’t know what it was...LOL
The accommodations in Havana are better. Just sayin’.
LOL, they really should.
They should get a first hand close up look at the socialist utopia they think they want.
Nice way to support the working class Americans they profess to care so much about.
Do it, and cancel their passports and return tickets when they are there. They can wallow in a true socialist utopia for a while and see what happens when their $$$ runs out...
“Hope they bring their own toilet paper.”
Went on a couple of mission trips there in the early 2000’s.
You can bring tp, but if you flush it, the creek behind your hotel will have white streamers in it the next day.
My thoughts too, as they choose not use an American city and boost that economy.
“Hope they bring their own toilet paper.”
Why do mexicans and submexicans universally have such useless plumbing? There is also almost not a single large city in mexico that does not have an ever present faint smell of raw sewage. The little basket of used toilet paper next to the leaking toilet without a toilet seat or even worse, the pile of used toilet paper on the floor, even in our most biggest and expensive manufacturing plants makes me want to freakin’ vomit.
And, that reminds me, why do mexicans, submexicans have such a hatred of toilet seats?
You know the the answer then, some may complain, but bring American Flag Toilet Paper.
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