[Harmless Teddy Bear]

My response was always, have one or don't.

But no stubble look and no soul patches.

Both just make you look like you don't know how to shave.

When Mr Bear grew one it came in sort of moth eaten. I did not say a word and soon he shaved it off.

[Yaelle]

Some guys look awesome with stubble. Tell Simon Cowell he is not among those guys.

[Mr Rogers]

I’d like to grow a beard, but it doesn’t work. I grow brillo pads. They could then use my face to scrape clean steel pots.

The “I’ve had 4 days of growth for 27 weeks now” look makes me want to beat the hell out of them. Unfortunately, I’m a polite guy. Might make an exception for that liberal Hollywood guy who likes to masturbate in front of women...

[tnlibertarian]

When Mr Bear grew one it came in sort of moth eaten.

A friend says he has an Indian beard: Apache here, Apache there...