What about a man who simply self-identifies as a woman? Would he count? And if so, would he have to shave before every board meeting?
I took down my Rebel flag (which you cant buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole. Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. Ive NEVER felt safer and Im saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security cant pat me down. If they say Im a male wearing a burka, I just say Im feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn Safe at last!! ~ God Bless America