I used to trout fish in the Smoky Mtns Park quite a bit...
PETA came to Sugarlands Ranger Station to protest trout fishing one Saturday...
Now I usually did catch and release unless I wanted one or two to eat, but this day, I kept a nice 10 inch Rainbow and went to the Ranger Station...
As I was walking up, PETA people saw me and started screaming “Fish killer...Can’t you hear the poor trout screaming for it’s life???”
I calmly reached into my creel and pulled out the trout, took a bite out of it’s side and said “MMMMM...Sushi!!!!”
One little PETA girl screamed and promptly threw up on the sidewalk...Others were horrified and backed away...
A Ranger I knew came running out, saw me and said “Oh...It’s you...” He laughed and went back in the office...