I used to trout fish in the Smoky Mtns Park quite a bit...
PETA came to Sugarlands Ranger Station to protest trout fishing one Saturday...
Now I usually did catch and release unless I wanted one or two to eat, but this day, I kept a nice 10 inch Rainbow and went to the Ranger Station...
As I was walking up, PETA people saw me and started screaming “Fish killer...Can’t you hear the poor trout screaming for it’s life???”
I calmly reached into my creel and pulled out the trout, took a bite out of it’s side and said “MMMMM...Sushi!!!!”
One little PETA girl screamed and promptly threw up on the sidewalk...Others were horrified and backed away...
A Ranger I knew came running out, saw me and said “Oh...It’s you...” He laughed and went back in the office...
That there is an EPIC story.
Anyone of those creepazoids accosts me or my family, they should be subjected to a meat-powered beat-down.