[central_va]

Why do blondes always get cars with a tilting steering wheel?

More head room.

[wally_bert]

Good one.

[grey_whiskers]

Why do blondes always get cars with a tilting steering wheel?

More head room.

Men age like wine, women age like cars.

1) Age and mileage both matter.

2) They lose half their value the moment someone drives them off the lot.

3) One wreck and nobody wants them...