[a fool in paradise]

They want that story about the Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke removed from schools.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Twenty years ago I lived in an area that was mostly Dutch. The militant lesbians used to wear a tshirt that said "No Dutch boy is going to stick a finger in this Dyke".

That was back when the militants still had the vestiges of a sense of humor.