Who’s this “Sessions”’of whom you speak?
“...Who’s this “Sessions”’of whom you speak?...”
Oh....him. Yeah, he’s that small Keebler Elf look-alike fella that mostly sleeps under Mueller’s desk. Mueller sometimes takes his shoes off, uses him for a foot rest, and rubs his belly with his feet sometimes to make him wake up and giggle.
When he’s rarely not sleeping and doing his foot rest thingy, he takes up space and breathes air at the AG’s office. Also, for fun, he likes to chase pot dopers around the room in circles when he’s not sleeping.
I think that’s the guy of whom you speak.
Are there any Session apologists left on FR? I was admonished by one a few months back.
There is a legend spoken of in times long past, that one day a phantom would come to haunt the halls of the FBI. He would be invisible, like smoke, never being seen, and nobody would ever notice him actually doing anything, but mysteriously, the signature of this ghost, “Sessions”, would appear on press releases condemning medical marijuana dispensaries!