I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the DEMOCRACY for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Don't try to tell them we have a Republic. It's a little too deep for them to grasp, and they're too busy trying to inform us, to learn anything.
The poor confused Leftist's Pledge:
I do not pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the DEMOCRACY for which it stands, one Nation under without God, indivisible, and without liberty and justice for all anyone.
...and so they kneel...