In related news, Hillary Clinton will win the 2016 Presidential election in a landslide!
Right before the DNC convention, Hillary announced to sex-starved, crotch-twitching Democrats, that she had the secret to the long-sought ancient Oriental practice of "sexual acupuncture."
Billy actually went to the Orient---all-expenses paid for by the "socially sensitive" Clinton Foundation.
Billy (cough) observed the ancient practice, and was able to secure the precious gold-tipped needles used in the technique.
The kindly Clintons sponsored on-site, free treatments for Democrats, dispensed by trained Oriental sex therapists.
Well, yes---it does hurt a little. But name me one Democrat who does not want to be acupunctured into a human sexual dynamo---into a non-stoppable sex machine?
Harry Reid was the first to sign-up. Even some of the old Democrat broads, who haven't had any in years, signed up for the all-star sex-relay team. Barbara Mikulski, Dianne Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi.....to name a few.
Once-A-Day Sandra Fluck, "The Crotch that ate DC" and Texas loser...Abortion Barbie-Wendy (who will do anyone for a buck)...were also on-hand.
Bill lurked around....just in case personal demonstrations were needed
We’ve lost 44 seats since January 2017. Majority in super red areas. Just lost a seat Tuesday in Miami we held for 40 years. Who knows what will happen but the trend is terrible.
According to Peter Strozk and his whore Lisa Page, Hillary will win in a landslide 100,000,000-0.